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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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