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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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