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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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