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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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