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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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