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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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