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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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