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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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