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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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