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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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