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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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