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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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