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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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