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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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