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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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