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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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