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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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