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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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