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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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