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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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