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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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