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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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