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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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