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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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