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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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