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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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