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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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