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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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