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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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