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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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