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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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