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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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