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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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