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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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