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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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