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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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