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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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