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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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