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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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