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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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