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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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