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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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