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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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