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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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