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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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