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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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