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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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