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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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