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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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