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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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