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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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