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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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