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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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