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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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