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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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