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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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