Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.