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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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